Where Do You Get Off?

Yesterday, Missy told me that I needed to check out Adam Young's response to Taylor Swift's song "Enchanted."  She told me that his song was incredible; it had embellishments, was in a new key, and he inserted her name in various places.  She then expressed her extreme disdain with Taylor for not doing anything about such a cute act of love. I promised her I would go home and look it up.
So I did.
Oh my heck. say that in a hick accent for maximum effect  Seriously, Taylor? What are you thinking? I know that leaving Adam for Taylor Lautner may have been driven by Taylor L.'s gazillion abdomen muscles,

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 but, as you said in your song "Hey, Stephen," sure, those other guys are attractive and famous and whatever, "but would they write a song for you?"
As I considered these thoughts, I became even more frustrated with Taylor Swift. Not only did he write this response over six months ago (and she hasn't so much as tweeted about it), but she has dated two other guys in the meantime! That's just rude.
I saw Missy later today and told her that I had viewed the video.  I then shared my opinions.  Missy said that if Adam Young's version and Taylor Swift's version were to be combined, turning the song into a duet, everyone would want it as his/her wedding song. We then noted that in order for Adam we didn't even want Taylor to sing the girl part at this point; we were rather wroth towards her lack of relationship skills to consider this song seriously, and not just toss the letter in his pile of other "crazed fan" mail, we would have to arrange the song, get people to sing it, and put it on a CD.  This step would be a piece of cake.

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At least with the arrangement and sheet music being sent to him, we would be genius crazed fans.  We've just moved up on the totem pole!
Missy then remembered that her Dad was really good friends with Bogart Michaels (aka "Bogie"), a guy who is a ton of celebrities' hair dresser.  If Bogie didn't know Adam personally, he probably had connections with someone who did. We had an 'in!'

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Suddenly, an idea hit me like a big yellow school bus.
This was probably the best idea I've ever had.  I shouted, "One of us needs to get cancer!"  Missy almost fell over laughing.  I continued, "Or we could befriend someone who has cancer! You see, if we could convince this person to make their wish to the Make-A-Wish Foundation to meet Adam Young, then we could go with this new friend and present our idea in person!" This plan seemed perfectly logical.
A few minutes later, Missy was struck with inspiration.  "I know why Taylor Swift is so bad at relationships!" she said. "She's still in love with Joe Jonas! That's why she has another song about him on her most recent album. And that's why she keeps being dumb with each new boy; she still doesn't have closure from Joe Jonas."
I had a slight change of heart.  Although I was still frustrated with Taylor Swift's lack of decency in the situation, I started to understand a little more why she was so bad at relationships as of late.
The need for Missy and me to have two cancer-inflicted friends presented itself. Not only did we have a CD to give to Adam Young, but we also had to ask Joe how he really felt about Taylor Swift. Then we realized that the grand total of Make-A-Wish candidates we needed to become friends with was 3.

After asking Joe Jonas what his intentions were with T. Swift, we would need to have a word (or more) with Taylor S. to help her gain closure so that she and Adam can get back together.

I guess I'm visiting the cancer ward at the hospital soon...