27.6.11

Four pages about Ryan Reynolds?

At age 5, girls want a husband who is also a prince.  He must be tall, have an incredible horse, and be able to sing any song, on any topic, on cue.  
At age 10, she wants a boy who won’t make her watch that maturation movie ever again.  At age 13, she just wants a boy with legs who doesn’t fart every time she walks into the room.  By age 15, she has changed her list of desirable qualities in a husband yet again.  This time she would like a tan guy with a six pack who is incredibly wealthy and has an accent.  The celebrities she passes as acceptable suitors are often found hanging in her locker.  
In case you didn't know, Ryan Reynolds is totally my celebrity crush.  Sorry, Manders, but you can have Orlando Bloom. ;cD Oh, and p.s., no celebrity was ever hanging in my locker. Unless you consider Winnie the Pooh, or any of the Disney princesses celebrities. 

By the time it is actually time to start picking out spouses a few years later, girls typically have NO idea what they actually want! 
                When I was in 9th grade, one of our teachers made us all make lists.  After the first four (RM, makes me laugh, no swearing, wants a lot of kids), I put down things that any stereotypical 14 year old girl would have wanted.  I have since lost that list.  Thank heavens I lost it for the sake of my dignity (not that I had a lot anyway).
                I got to thinking about these things when I had to write the next paper for my Marriage and Family Relations class.  He wanted us to write a FOUR PAGE PAPER on the qualities we are seeking in a mate.  I am struggling writing a one page paper, people.  I suppose that I will have to ramble in a classy manner about each quality that is important to me.  If any of my lovely four followers have any ideas about how to make this paper longer, please advise below. :]